Tuesday, March 16, 2010

March Madness And All That Jazz

Spring seems to be peeking, let's hope it's not peaking just yet.


Chimpanzees: Chimpanzees are amusing but terribly shallow. They frequently have twins. Male chimpanzees are called Soko or Bam. Females are called Malapunga.

Baboons: Scientists tell us that all animals who sit down a great deal have ischial callosities. That is a lie. The family life of the Baboon in know as hell on earth.

Stork: The Stork is a sad looking bird with a strange sense of humor. He is fond of practical jokes. He rests his bill on his chest while thinking up more fun. The Stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. He makes a snapping sound with his bill which is said to denote mirth.

Canary: The song of the Canary has inspired numerous poems, acts of heroism and outbreaks of homicidal mania.

Excerpts from a sweet-ass book.