...And Now For Something Completely Different:

A man sitting on a Flamingo, dressed as a Crested Grebe. The Flamingo, Emily, didn't like that at all, so she pecked and pecked and pecked at the Grebe. She pecked so vigorously, that she turned straight away into a pincushion. Have you ever seen such a nice, soft, large pincushion as the one you just imagined? Doubt it.

Tomorrow, Ponchie the bear sat on his favorite stump, and considered his small life. He thought that Captain Janeway was a good captain, as StarFleet captains go, but she was never as tough before or after the time that Macrovirus invaded Voyager.

If you had three hands, which is your best?

Enjoy some music. Life's weird, Friends.